Your servant! Your servant!
Indeed I'm not you servant
Although you give me less than servant's pay
I'm a free and independent employ
Employee

Because I'm a woman
You think, like ev'ry woman
I have to be a slave or concubine.
You conceited, self-indulgent libertine
Libertine

How I wish I called him that
Right to his face! Libertine
And while we're on the subject, sire
There are certain goings on around this place
That I wish to tell you I do not admire

I do not like polygamy
Or even moderate bigamy
I realize that in your eyes
That clearly makes a prig o' me

But I am from a civilized land called Wales
Where men like you are kept in county jails

In your pursuit of pleasure, you
Have mistresses who treasure you
They have no ken of other men
Beside whom they can measure you

A flock of sheep and you're the only ram
No wonder you're the wonder of Siam

"I'm rather glad I didn't say that
with the women right there...and the children"

The children, the children
I'll not forget the children
No matter where I go I'll always see
Those little faces looking up at me

Shall It tell you what I think of you
You're spoiled
You're a conscientious worker
But your spoiled.
Giving credit where it's due
There is much I like in you
But it's also very true
That your spoiled

Everybody's always bowing to the King
Everybody has to grovel to the King
By your Buddha you are blessed
By your ladies you're caressed
But the one who loves you best

All that bowing and kow-towing
To remind you of your royalty
I find a most disgusting exhibition
I wouldn't ask a Siamese cat
To demonstrate his loyalty
By taking this ridiculous position

How would you like it if you were a man
Playing the part of a toad
Crawling around on your elbows and knees
Eating the dust of the road

Toads! Toads! All of your people are toads
Yes, Your Majesty
No, Your Majesty
Tell us how low to go, Your Majesty
Make some more decrees, Your Majesty
Don't let us up off out knees, Your Majesty
Give us a kick, if you please Your Majesty
Give us a kick, if you would, Your Majesty

Oh
Oh, That was good, Your Majesty.
